Wednesday, June 2, 2010

This can't be right...

Jack plays with our play kitchen by pulling it away from the wall and then knocking it down. He screams to have it put back, and then lather, rinse, repeat as needed. Isn't this the definition of insanity?

Glenn Beck, of his show of the same superfluous consonant name, announced days ago that family members and specifically children, should not be involved in media attacks on politicians. Then he promptly recorded a conversation between "Malia" played by himself and "President Obama" played by another idiot (ahem, I mean radio dude on the show) depicting Malia as stupid and babyish. Apparently Glennnnn likes to draw lines and then catapult himself right over it.

Will was in his room for over an hour after his bedtime last night until he needed to come down announcing it was "Cuddle time!" and explaining that he came down because "well, I just like you soooo much." How can you argue with that?

Yahoo! News had a lead story yesterday featuring where Kate Goslin spent her Memorial Day vacay. If that is news, then one can only assume we have world peace, a rejuvenated economy, universal health care and a pristine environment. Yay us!

Jack doesn't speak much, but when he passes gas he feels the need to yell "TOOT" to the entire world and then laugh hysterically. And, I think my older brother does the same thing.

They just announced that the hope for stopping the oil leak resides with James Cameron. Not sure if he is getting a robot from the future to plug it up or if he will just make an animated, clean ocean for us to look at instead....

I finally get up the guts to be a totally annoying neighbor and ask if I can bring my boys over to her pool for a swim, and it's raining and storming all day. Where is Alanis Morissette when you need her? I have another verse for "Ironic."

After scientists came out saying they have created artificial life, a giant sink hole opens up in the Earth. Coincidence? I think not.