Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Mother Of The Year

So I decide to go to the local Chick Fil A today so the boys can play in their play place. It's rainy and muggy here, and Chick Fil A's play place has a toddler area plus a bigger area, so Will and Jack can both have fun. When we arrive, I see a friend and say hello and she asks "you aren't going to the play place are you?" Well, uh... yeah. Why else would I be here. I say yes and she informs me that there is poop down the slide. Being the inquisitive sort, I take a look and there is indeed brown smeary poo traveling south on the twisty slide. I was horrified. I was disgusted. I was willing to eat lunch and then take my kids into the play place after the staff cleaned it up.

Hey, what's a little poop in comparison to the shit storm I'd be in for if I brought them home without visiting the play place that I had promised?!?!?!

5 comments:

Busy Bee Suz said...

OMG!!!!! I am glad I am out of this play place phase...but yeah, we went there also. ;)

reneelee said...

I forgot how I found your blog, but I popped in today and this is what i got.

so freaking funny. I would have done the same thing.

Domestic Goddess (In Training) said...

Suz - You gotta do what you gotta do, right?

Reneelee - Thank God I am not the only one.

Amie said...

I would only be concerned had you sent them in while the poop was still on the slide.

metamorphstorm said...

I watch AFV as a sort of pick-me-up and the best part of my monotonous life, and this reminds me of that clip of a diapered but cute little girl at an outdoor playground who goes down a nice, clean slide and leaves a long, long brown trail behind her.

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!

(I'm not a mother, so my reaction is definitely that of someone who's never changed a diaper.)