So I decide to go to the local Chick Fil A today so the boys can play in their play place. It's rainy and muggy here, and Chick Fil A's play place has a toddler area plus a bigger area, so Will and Jack can both have fun. When we arrive, I see a friend and say hello and she asks "you aren't going to the play place are you?" Well, uh... yeah. Why else would I be here. I say yes and she informs me that there is poop down the slide. Being the inquisitive sort, I take a look and there is indeed brown smeary poo traveling south on the twisty slide. I was horrified. I was disgusted. I was willing to eat lunch and then take my kids into the play place after the staff cleaned it up.
Hey, what's a little poop in comparison to the shit storm I'd be in for if I brought them home without visiting the play place that I had promised?!?!?!