Shoo Fly
Lyrics
by President Obama
Shoo fly, don't bother me.
Shoo fly, don't bother me.
Shoo fly, don't bother me,
for I'll kill you then pardon me.
Watch me, watch me
Reflexes of a jungle cat
Watch me, watch me
tiny fly, you just went splat!
Please note that lyrics were not intended to offend the fly community or endorse the ruthless murder of insects throughout the world and apparently inside the White House, so please don't come after me, you idiots (ahem.... I mean Peta).
2 comments:
This is too funny. Your talent of writing these jingles is so great....really, you should be in advertising!!!
Don't tell PETA, but I think I killed a gnat and a small spider today. The nerve of me!
Thanks, Suz. If I ever decide to be employed again, I will look into it.
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