1. My friend emailed me a coupon for $50 microderm abrasion.
2. I went to a new doctor and left saying "is she old enough to have gone to med school?"
3. A much younger friend said she wants to go see Lady Gaga and it was $600. Her sister (my age) said "That's a new set of tires." All the old people at the table agreed.
4. I don't watch Jersey Shore, and I don't want to.
5. My highlights turned out bright pink, and I actually made my stylist turn them red(ish).
6. I am sad that Leno is getting his old gig back because I can't stay up til 11:30 to watch him!
7. I haven't worn anything but sneakers and Uggs since I took off my summer flip flops.
8. My highlight of the week was finishing the laundry.
9. Music, TV and my family are just too damn loud.
10. I was home by 10:30 on Girls' Night Out.