Lynn's a soccer player.
And a good one it may seem.
She can even score a goal
for the other team.
Obviously, my attempt will never measure up to his, but I am going to give it a go.
First, to my parents who read my blog:
You sent me away to college
to work toward a career
and now you get to read my thoughts
nowhere else but here.
I bet you'd like your money back
cuz my degree just ain't needed
to sit at home and birth my kids...
Man, I bet you're feeling cheated!!!
And to my brother who reads my blog:
The first blogger in the family,
you definitely do it right.
Your blog revolves around
God and all his might.
You make a lot of valid points
and speak with dignity and power
after all, you have a better topic
than what Will does while I shower.
And to my husband who reads my blog:
Sometimes I like to write about you
And throw you under the bus,
but I only do it figuratively
which is a good achievement for us.
The good thing is it's all in love
or at least in toleration,
which again is how I express myself
with the utmost moderation.
And to my friends that read my blog:
I really do love each of you
in our own special way,
which means that I will mock you
each and every day.
But if you ever need anything
like bail, babysitting or booze
just call on me and I'll be there
any day you choose.
And lastly, to those of you who read my blog, but I don't yet know you well:
Thank you for being there
to read my rants each day.
It really touches me
in a totally non-pervy way.
I didn't think that people would
care what I have to say
and the fact that you keep coming back
makes this the best Thanksgiving Day.
Happy Thanksgiving All!!!!