*To the tune of Sippin' Cider Through A Straw*
The silliest mom (The silliest mom)
I ever saw (I ever saw)
Had 14 ba- (Had 14 ba-)
Bies through a straw (Bies through a straw)
The silliest mom I ever saw… had 14 babies through a straw!
I told that gal (I told that gal)
I didn’t see how (I didn’t see how)
She’d handle all (She’d handle all)
Those kids right now (Those kids right now)
I told that gal I didn’t see how she’d handle all those kids right now.
But she done found (but she done found)
A real dumb doc (a real dumb doc)
Who’d let her have (who’d let her have)
Her own huge flock (her own huge flock)
But she done found a real dumb doc, who’d let her have her own huge flock!
She’s all alone (she’s all alone)
She got no house (she got no house)
She got no mo- (She got no mo-)
Ney and no spouse (Ney and no spouse)
She’s all alone, she got no house. She got no money and no spouse.
And oh my God, (And oh my God)
Or oh those lips (Or oh those lips)
How will she hold (How will she hold)
14 kids on those hips? (14 kids on those hips?)
And oh my God, or oh those lips… how will she hold 14 kids on those hips???
The moral of (The moral of)
This little refrain (This little refrain)
Is have your babies (Is have your babies)
When yer not insane!!! (When yer not insane!!!)
The moral of this little refrain, is have your babies when yer not insane!!!