The woman threw the toddler at her husband, told him to bathe the toddler and she ran downstairs for the vacuum. She got on her hands and knees and sucked up every speck of that perfumed powder. She realized the smell was getting stronger, and so strong in fact that the room seemed to be cloudy with the scent. She wondered if the smell was making her dizzy or hallucinate because the air literally seemed to be filled with it. But as the dutiful mother and housewife that she is, she just kept vacuuming. Suddenly she heard her husband yell from the master bath and she walked to the door, squinting through the polluted haze to see him.
Mark: What vacuum are you using?
Me: The little Eureka... duh.
Mark: You mean the one I told you the other day had no bags?
Me: Uh... yeah.
Mark: Do you not see the cloud that you've created?
Me: Uh... I thought I was hallucinating.
Mark: Nope, just dumb... but I don't think you can blame the powder.
Me: Uh... right.
Let that be a lesson to you, boys and girls. Vacuuming powder through a bagless vacuum shoots the powder into the air and makes an ubreathable toxic cloud of hell flowers. What's even more important to note is that when it settles it makes your room appear that Courtney Love stopped by with her coke and a cold. Who knew???