Saturday, January 3, 2009

Resolutions Update

I thought I would do a quick post to let you know how I am doing on my resolutions three days in to the New Year. I am doing a pretty rock star job, if I do say so myself.

Resolution 1: Be a nicer person. Well, on New Year's Day I came down with the stomach flu (Thank you, Will) and was basically puking or comatose until this morning so... CHECK! Its hard to be mean when in a coma.

Resolution 2: Lose weight. CHECK! I think I puked up everything I've eaten since 1998, so I am pretty sure I got that one covered. Not to mention, there are Dunkin Donuts in my house right now and I had two halves (equals one donut, I know, but to be accurate I ate half of one kind and half of another). Normally I would have four to six halves (PIG!!!!). But no... I am well on my way to size 4 jeans. Or... 14. Whatever.

Resolution 3: Be a better mother. Well, I am iffy on this one. I feel like I did it because I pretty much checked out for a day and therefore couldn't have screwed up too badly. But, on the other hand I feel like a good mother has to actually be around her children. So, I will call it a tie.

So, thanks to Mr. Flu Bug, 2009 is off to a pretty good start, resolutionarily speaking!


Marinka said...

Damn it! I should have resolved to get the flu!

bernthis said...

Every time I puke my mother says the same thing:

"At least at the end of all this you'll be thinner".

to which I always respond:

NOTHING. What can you say to that?

Domestic Goddess (In Training) said...

Marinka - Best of luck!!!

Bern - I see it as the silver lining to my puke cloud.

Crazy Mo said...

Way to be positive! You should have made that your resolution and you'd be right on the money!! Actually, #3 will be bang on if you haven't passed the flu on to the kids. That would make you a good mommy.

Domestic Goddess (In Training) said...

Crazy Mo - Will gave it to me, so what does that say about him being a good child! Maybe we need to work on his resolutions!

Laura the Famous said...

You are too much!! Glad you are feeling better now.

Momo-Mama said...

um...can I share your resolutions...I want all of the same!