I thought I would do a quick post to let you know how I am doing on my resolutions three days in to the New Year. I am doing a pretty rock star job, if I do say so myself.
Resolution 1: Be a nicer person. Well, on New Year's Day I came down with the stomach flu (Thank you, Will) and was basically puking or comatose until this morning so... CHECK! Its hard to be mean when in a coma.
Resolution 2: Lose weight. CHECK! I think I puked up everything I've eaten since 1998, so I am pretty sure I got that one covered. Not to mention, there are Dunkin Donuts in my house right now and I had two halves (equals one donut, I know, but to be accurate I ate half of one kind and half of another). Normally I would have four to six halves (PIG!!!!). But no... I am well on my way to size 4 jeans. Or... 14. Whatever.
Resolution 3: Be a better mother. Well, I am iffy on this one. I feel like I did it because I pretty much checked out for a day and therefore couldn't have screwed up too badly. But, on the other hand I feel like a good mother has to actually be around her children. So, I will call it a tie.
So, thanks to Mr. Flu Bug, 2009 is off to a pretty good start, resolutionarily speaking!
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Damn it! I should have resolved to get the flu!
Every time I puke my mother says the same thing:
"At least at the end of all this you'll be thinner".
to which I always respond:
NOTHING. What can you say to that?
Marinka - Best of luck!!!
Bern - I see it as the silver lining to my puke cloud.
Way to be positive! You should have made that your resolution and you'd be right on the money!! Actually, #3 will be bang on if you haven't passed the flu on to the kids. That would make you a good mommy.
Crazy Mo - Will gave it to me, so what does that say about him being a good child! Maybe we need to work on his resolutions!
You are too much!! Glad you are feeling better now.
Laura
um...can I share your resolutions...I want all of the same!
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