Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Golly, What a Day!!!

So yesterday was insanity. Really... just about the weirdest day of all time.

First, I am pregnant. I am on the birth control Mirena, and I am pregnant again. So, I guess that answers my "do we or don't we" question. I can say this all very casually because I am still in shock.

Then, I was offered a job. What? Me, work???? My old boss from the staffing agency called and they are looking for a Vice President over their temp to perm placement division. The job is mine if I want it. It pays a great deal, meaning way more than enough to put the kids in daycare and still bring home a pretty penny. And, in this economy... can you really afford to say no? But, there is the pregnant thing. So, I told him about that and he didn't care, as long as I committed to come back after I had the baby. Which, who can blame him for asking that, because I totally quit on maternity leave last time I had a baby while working for him. That was the big "I am a stay home mom" transition. So, that is a decision I have to make.

And, as if that isn't weird enough... I lent my good friend a couple bucks the other day for gas, and apparently she also had enough left to buy a lottery ticket... and she won. She won about $3.2 million after taxes if she picks the one time pay off... and she wants to give me part of it since it was my money. We haven't discussed how much, but she is saying at least $500,000!!! Holy cannoli! Do you know how many diapers that is??? I am astounded!!! Shocked!!!

And if you can believe any of that... you better go check your calendar and see what day it is... because really, the only amazing thing that happened yesterday is that I managed to get some housekeeping crap done without going suicidal or homicidal... which is almost as amazing as winning the lotto!!!

11 comments:

Karen said...

Oooh, good one. How funny would it be if a PG test did show up positive today? I'm just saying.

Homa said...

I knew you would never work for Michael again, but when you started out about the preganancy, my response..."Bitch didn't tell me first?"

Anonymous said...

You had me at the pregnancy! I was thinking "Why didn't Homa tell me!!".
Laura the Famous

Tuffy said...

I knew it was april fools when I saw you had posted.

Busy Bee Suz said...

You best be carefull.....Karma may be reading your blog today!!!

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

Man, you had me going there...

Momo-Mama said...

Bwauhahahaha! Very funny...but you only had me until the lotto winning......

lisa said...

I still liked the first part better. Thanks for the laugh.

SchafhausenHansen said...

you had me til lotto! :)

Mark said...

You are gutsy to put the whole pregnant thing out there even as a joke.

Amie said...

I was with you 'til the lotto...good one!