I am pretty sure my kid is a genius. Obviously he comes from brilliant stock (clearly thanks to me), but his intelligence even outdoes my own sometimes. He is a very talented song writer... which means that he will sing a song he knows (Row, Row, Row Your Boat) but to the tune of his electric guitar (When the Saints Go Marching In) which apparently equates to him writing a whole new song. Hello, can we say future Grammy winner? He can also count higher than any other person on the planet (as long as screaming teen, teen, teen louder and louder means that you are still counting). And, most impressively, he has created his own language. Here, bask in the glory of my son's life's work (and by life I mean, today).
MooshyAgain: Michigan (where we are going this weekend for a little trip).
It Sunny Days: What a nice day!
A Digger: Answer to any "what do you want" question. For example: What do you want for lunch? A DIGGER!
Bent Wee: Our dog, Bentley.
Miss-B-Oookie: Our other dog, most often called MissyBellaYuki.
Dog Dog: Hot dog.
Its Good Morning time: Good morning.
I got my dress on: I am dressed (and no, he doesn't really wear dresses... this applies to any and all pieces of clothing he is wearing).
Spider Pie: Any pretend food he pretend gives you when he wakes up from a nap and for some reason hallucinates that his bunk bed is a grocery store that only sells spider pies.
Wanna have sleepover: I have no interest in sleeping in my own bed tonight, so scoot over Dad, I am coming in.
Wanna make with me: Can I help you cook dinner?
My tummy says rumble, rumble: I am hungry.
Tab-Ah: Tabbi, I am sick of calling your name and this time I mean it.
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO: Response to anything that he has not decided to do on his own, as in going pee pee in the potty, taking a nap, going to bed, picking up toys, stop banging on the computer, stop hitting his brother, stop climbing into the fridge, stop dumping food out of the pantry, etc.
This concludes the first lesson on Wilbanese. The next lesson will cover such things as "Read me story: Tell me a story and make it good or I will make you do it 100 times" and "Squitoes: Any bug that comes anywhere near him and may or may not bite him with uber poisonous, radioactive toxins."