Thursday, March 19, 2009

Breaking Up is Hard To Do

Music by Neil Sedaka
Lyrics by Bristol Palin

Don’t take your ring away from me
Mommy said we have to marry
If you go then I’m in doo doo
'Cause telling her no is hard to do!

Remember when we made love
And you said you didn’t need a glove
Think of all that we coulda skipped
Like namin’ our poor baby Tripp

Mommy said that we’ll be hitched
But the country vetoed the witch
So now you've got the balls to say no
But like the mob, when you're in we never let you go!

I dare you, just try to run
Mama’s governor and she’s got a gun.
Come on Levi, you know you’re trapped
'Cause breaking up with me is crap!


Yo mama said...

Another in the hit parade! Very funny -- I'm telling you -- find someone to sing it on YouTube.

Busy Bee Suz said...

You should call P Diddy. I bet he could help you conjure up a rap version that would appeal to a younger demographic.
killing 2 birds with one stone....teach kids to not have unprotected sex and stimulate YOUR bank acct.

Domestic Goddess (In Training) said...

Mom - I will hold auditions tonight.

Suz - I think you're right. I do appeal to a younger crowd. Maybe I should do some sort of Raffi spin or something. Teaching kids current events through songs could be my gimick.