Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Oh My Darling, Jason Mesnick!

(Sung to the tune of Oh My Darling, Clementine)
In New Zealand, in a mansion,
Enjoyin’ newfound fame
Dwelt a cryin’ single daddy,
A playin’ his lovin’ game
Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling, Bachelor!
Thou art hated by Amer’ca
Dreadful sorry, Bachelor!
She was perky, a cheerleader,
And she made out mighty fine,
Locking lips and playin’ mommy
Melissa seemed to really shine.
Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling, Bachelor!
Thou art hated by Amer’ca
Dreadful sorry, Bachelor!
Put a diamond on her finger
Lots of carats… what a find!
But the love sure didn’t last long,
Cuz that Bachelor changed his mind.
Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling, Bachelor!
Thou art hated by Amer’ca
Dreadful sorry, Bachelor!
That Jason’s mighty fickle,
An’ decided Molly’s the one,
So he went on TV again,
And told Mel that they were done.
Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling, Bachelor!
Thou art hated by Amer’ca
Dreadful sorry, Bachelor!
Now we’re watchin’ and we’re waitin’
To see who you pick out next,
Cuz we’re pretty sure you’re a loser,
And you’re really out for sex.
Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling, Bachelor!
Thou art hated by Amer’ca
Dreadful sorry, Bachelor!

8 comments:

Busy Bee Suz said...

Oh, he will NEVER live this down will he?
ughhh.

Mark said...

You should just write songs for a living

Yo mama said...

I'm not sure how profitable the song writing would be but it is entertaining.

she just wants to be said...

love it!

- you have a new follower! hope you don't mind....

Jounice said...

This was hilarious! I see a Grammy for song writing in your future.

OHmommy said...

okay... that was so entertaining and I totally sang it out loud!

Karen said...

And that's why I don't get sucked into shows like that. I can't endure the drama.

Domestic Goddess (In Training) said...

Suz - Not if I can help it.

Mark - Let's not quit your day job.

Mom - Agree about the profitable part... iffy about the entertaining part.

She Just Wants To Be - I am thrilled to have you!!!

Jounice - What category would that be in?

OHMommy - Sadly, so did I while I was writing it.

Karen - You're very wise!!!