A Poem by Lynn

I had to memorize a poem in elementary school, and I picked one by Shel Silverstein. I don't know what book it comes from, and I don't even know for sure that I remember it the right way. I think its goes like this:

My beard grows to my toes

I never wears no clothes.

I wrap my hairs around my bares

and down the road I goes.

So, in honor of all things beautiful and poetic, I am rewriting this wonder to make it match my world (since my hairs are waxed).

The twins sag to my toes

why so low, nobody knows.

I stuff the girls into tight whirls

and into the bra they goes.

The end.