Thursday, May 7, 2009

A Poem by Lynn

I had to memorize a poem in elementary school, and I picked one by Shel Silverstein. I don't know what book it comes from, and I don't even know for sure that I remember it the right way. I think its goes like this:

My beard grows to my toes

I never wears no clothes.

I wrap my hairs around my bares

and down the road I goes.

So, in honor of all things beautiful and poetic, I am rewriting this wonder to make it match my world (since my hairs are waxed).

The twins sag to my toes

why so low, nobody knows.

I stuff the girls into tight whirls

and into the bra they goes.

The end.


Mark said...

Not only are you a song writer but a poet as well?

Busy Bee Suz said...

So cute Lynn.
That Comic just made me laugh so loud I scared the dogs!!! Love it!!

the mama bird diaries said...

I love shel silverstein. i can still remember that one... "I can not go to school today said little mary anne mckay..."

Hit 40 said...

Beautiful wedding photo!

Your cartoon was LOL!!! Ok... one for you...

How can you tell if a man is horny?

He's awake

Domestic Goddess (In Training) said...

Mark - I am seriously talented.

Suz - It cracked me up too.

Mama Bird - I loved that one. "I have the measles, something, and the mumps"..... and the end "What, its Saturday? Goodbye, I'm going out to play!" I loved Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout (I think) who would not take the garbage out.

Hit 40 - I have heard a similar one. How can you tell if a man is ready for sex? He's breathing.