The other day I was on the phone talking to a friend. Will and Jack were totally off schedule and even though it was 9:30pm, they were ready and raring to go. Hyper doesn't begin to describe it. So, I was attempting my conversation with an adult other than Mark, and Will was nuts with a capital C-A-S-H-E-W. I talk away tuning him out but over time his antics were beyond my ability to ignore. I mutter under my breath "he is such a little turd." Will then bolts in from the playroom and says in his proudest voice "no, mama. Me big turd!"
You're right, Buddy. You are a big turd. Or, maybe that was the water in the wine glass talking.
7 comments:
So funny. They always hear what we DON'T want them to hear. What a cutie.
BTW: What vintage is that water?
That was too funny! Kev & I are both laughing on that one! Was this a pic from Saturday and was he cutting you off? ;-)
Andras
Gotta love the super sonic hearing that they have, right up until you ask them to do something. Then the whole turd thing kicks in.
I will never tell you the things my kid has overheard. I'm much, much better now.
Suz - I am pretty sure its from the Brita Valley and aged roughly three or four hours. Really, very fancy.
Ardnas - I spell your name backwards better than you do. Sadly, Will drinks way more water than I do. If only he would do so responsibly.
Karen - You know, my husband as the same hearing as the kids. When I am muttering about him on the phone, he hears every word. But when I stand in front of him and beg him to do something... he's deaf.
Bern - Duh, I am not going to admit the really bad stuff. My mom reads this!
I love this photo. I love this story. Thank you!
Mom Seeks Life - Its funny because its true. And sad.
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