Suddenly its Jon and Kate Plus 8 Plus Hoochie Plus Smarmy Body Guard. I am not sure that will all fit onto my TV Guide, but it has a certain ring to it, I think. I find it interesting that only now that we learn that Jon isn't Mr. Mom incarnate and Kate isn't Wife of the Year, people are starting to wonder about the merits of having itsy bitsy children on a reality show. (Just wait Tori Spelling and your Hollywood shenanigans.... this blog will come after you, too, someday). Is it healthy? Uh... duh??!?! Fame for no reason has done wonders for the likes of Paris Hilton, Spencer and Bimbette Pratt and Anna Nicole Smith, so why not force 8 unsuspecting children into the limelight without their permission. Really? What could go wrong? Insert worst case scenarios here.
Suddenly, the media machine has decided that maybe reality shows made up of infants isn't such a good idea. Gee, ya think?!?!?! Maybe, just maybe... they should have normal lives with normal parents who aren't posing for the camera in their brand spanking new GI Jane inspired spiky hair cuts. Maybe Jon and Kate should spend more time raising their kids than mugging for cameras and ducking paparazzi with their lovers. And seriously, you organizational wonders you, when do you have time to have affairs with 8 kids? I have three kids and I haven't had time to take a bath in 3 years, let alone get it on with my fella on the side. Maybe they just let the cameras run and watch TLC from their love shacks? Its like Nanny Cam but better! I have a video monitor for Jack... maybe I should take that with me next time I am trolling the bars for some action. Then again, maybe I will just keep my unclean butt at home raising my kids... where I belong.