Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Suck it, Dick

A little song composed by Nancy Sinatra and myself... and dedicated (at least by me) to the lovely and talented.... Dick Cheney. Sung to the tune of "These Boots Were Made for Walkin'"....

You keep sayin’ you ran the gov’ment right
But war, healthcare, economy’s all a mess.
Now you’re talkin’ when you ought to be a shuttin’
Cuz your eight years did not pass the test.

You just keep on talking, going on about what to do
But one of these days Obama’s gonna shut your mouth for you!

You keep lying, when you oughta be truthin'
and you keep losin' when you oughta not bet.
You keep samin' when you oughta be changin'.
Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet.

You just keep on talking, going on about what to do
But one of these days Obama’s gonna shut your mouth for you!

You keep sayin’ what you shouldn’t be sayin’
And you keep actin’ like you just can’t learn
Ha!
We voted in a brand new heavy weight champion
And a bitch slap’s comin’ so hard your head will turn

You just keep on talking, going on about what to do
But one of these days Obama’s gonna shut your mouth for you!

Are you ready, Cheney? Keep talkin’!

6 comments:

Busy Bee Suz said...

Oh my. You should really go into song writing for a living.
You wondered what to do when you grew up??? here is your answer.

Tuffy said...

Would this be to the original version, or the Jessica Simpson version?

Anonymous said...

You are retarded.

bernthis said...

dick cheney is "code" for repulsive human being

Mark said...

Wow you got a flame you are really moving up

Domestic Goddess (In Training) said...

Suz - I am pretty sure I would have a better chance as a professional lottery player.

Mike - Original, of course!

Anonymous - While I appreciate your sentiment, I don't do the R word. So, next time, call me an idiot. I will 100% agree with you.

Bern - We should write Webster's and have them add that to the dictionary.

Mark - By flame, I assume you mean insult? Don't use that nerd speak with me, Mister.