Exhibit B : Now, my laundry life is not without its conveniences. Like, the laundry shoot. Sure, some people call them stairs. But, I like to call it my own personal laundry shoot. Notice Will working as laundry herder. See, we bond. Some bloggers herd cattle with their children, others... laundry. Consider me a city slicker version of Pioneer Woman.
Exhibit C: On an average Monday, when I didn't do laundry over the weekend, and Will happened to vomit in bed and therefore require that I wash his bedding... the pile of laundry is taller than Will is. And people... Will is tall. Wait! I do fun stuff with Will afterall! He's mountain climbing! How many stay home moms take their kids to do that?
And, in case you were wondering why I leave my laundry in the downstairs guest bath, let me just tell you! The geniuses who built this house made that the laundry room, too!!! Then again, I guess I am the genius who bought the house!
I feel like this is a Lynn version of Where's Waldo. Can you see me, or do I just blend into the laundry piles? If I had photo shop, I would have put a little voice bubble coming from me (in the green shirt there) saying "help me!" But, I don't, so I will just write it here. HELP ME! When can I go back to work???
7 comments:
I love your laundry chute and the little herder guy. So funny. Yes, this part of the job is NEVER EVER over. I swear last week I saw the bottom of both the hampers; they were empty, there was much rejoicing, for ONE FLIPPIN HOUR. :)
Don't understand the laundry/bathroom idea, but our hamper is next to our toilet. Yes, I multi task...sort and well, you know at the same time. Our work is never done.
OK. You're gonna hate me, but The Husband does the laundry. I don't have a clue what you're talking about. Can't relate at all.
And BBS ... way to multi-task. You go girl!
Laundry, laundry, the bane of my existence. Can I tell you I was almost orgasmic when we finally bought the front loaders? GAWD!!!
Thank goodness the man does his share... primarily because I procrastinate and he needs his clean shirts and undies. My solution is just to keep buying clothes for me and the kids.
Nice green shirt :).
HI!!
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Suz - Very impressive multitasking. I've never thought of doing that. Then again, I usually read when doing... that. Thank God I am regular... I just finished the Twilight series.
Mo - I do hate you. But, only a little.
Karen MEG - Buying new clothes all the time... You are a genius!
Nonny - I will find you a lovely koozie and it will be on the way!
Ughhhh.... I hear ya! You should see my mountainS of laundry! It's out of control and it's just me and two kids! I don't know how we do it!
I love your laundry herder, I could probably have one if I let go of the garbage gatherer and the dish doer.
She Just Wants to Be - I would trade my herder for a dish doer in a heartbeat.
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